Category: Coats
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Armholes In Jackets Are So 2000…
I’ve always been notoriously bad at putting coats on. I know, I know, what is wrong with me, right? What kind of idiot can’t put on a coat? Well … me. I cannot. And Jesus, it gets like 20 times worse when I’m drunk. It was all so much easier when I was little and…
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The Makings Of A Timeless Coat
It’s the first day of fall … hooray! Let’s all go apple picking and dip our entire bodies in pumpkin spice everything! No. Just. No. Those articles detailing the things “white girls love about fall” make me want to punch pumpkins in their tiny carved faces. But right now, I want to talk coats. Because…
Life Sucks In A Strapless Bra 